Top Jewish Parent Reactions to Seeing Kid’s Camp Photos
- He looks cold.
- He looks warm.
- I’m positive he’s lost at least 6 ounces.
- He’s not in any pictures, is he off by himself somewhere crying?
- He’s in all these pictures, is he just following the crowd?
- Seeing him in these pictures reminds me that he never writes.
- Why is that other kid with the Phillies hat in every shot?
- He wore that shirt two days in a row!
- His left eye has a tinge of pink–I’ll bet you he forgot to take his Zyrtec.
- His outfit doesn’t match.
- Allergy alert: Was that a peanut in the lower left hand corner of the pic?
- Is that a blood stain on his sock?
- For all the money we pay, the camp’s web site is so slooowwwww!