When Marketing Dinosaurs Roamed the Earth: An Evening with HubSpot’s Brian Halligan

HubSpot’s Brian Halligan gives marketers a good-natured slap in the face

By Bob London, President of London, Ink

Brian Halligan is CEO of HubSpot, and he has biz cred.  He’s one of the current “it guys” of the start-up world, and it’s hard to ignore his pitch after you hear how his company is crushing it.

HubSpot, an online software company that “gives (businesses) all the tools you need to make marketing that people will actually love,” has seen revenues grow more than 6,000% since 2007.  HubSpot is the second fastest growing software company on the widely admired Inc. 500 list.   The company has raised money from, among others, Google Ventures and Salesforce.com.

Last night, while in town to attend the Inc. 500 gala, Halligan spoke at an event sponsored by the Technology Marketing Alliance (on whose board I sit) and FounderCorps at the Deloitte Executive Briefing Center in Tysons Corner, Virginia.  The event was conceived by ZoomSafer CEO Matt Howard, a master connector who brought together TMA, Halligan and FounderCorps.

Halligan raved about the future of marketing, and he is a stitch: at one point he bent over and mimed the act of shoveling in order to demonstrate how old school marketers (including most of the audience) are just dumping their freshly minted VC investments into a furnace—essentially renting rather than owning their own marketing assets.

What marketers should focus on, according to Halligan, is getting found.  How do you get found? Here’s his prescription:

  • Have a smart web site that personalizes the experience based on the visitors.
  • Create a blog and use it and your site to publish a high volume of content to drive visitors, generate inbound links and improve your SEO.
  • Syndicate that content around the web to various high-traffic sites and channels (i.e. SlideShare, Twitter, Facebook, etc.).
  • Use real words and thoughts instead of business-speak.
  • Don’t be afraid to make mistakes.
  • Hire young, hungry and cheap digital citizens.
  • Measure and analyze everything and refine consistently.

Stephanie Wonderlick of SpeakerBox PR, which put together the event, encapsulated Halligan’s points in this blog post.

Woven into almost every part of his pitch is that the era of money-wasting marketing dinosaurs is over.  Marketers need to stop using the traditional marketing playbook, which includes buying lists, spamming them, cold calling your brains out and going to tradeshows.

(By the way, Halligan told us that HubSpot just spent $700,000 to sponsor Salesforce.com’s DreamForce event and that if the ROI doesn’t prove its value they will not do that again.)

In general terms, Halligan is spot on.  The typical marketing approach needs to be reinvented.  His pitch is reminiscent of the seminal 2008 New Yorker article by Ken Auletta, which chronicled the meeting between Google’s co-founders and Mel Karmazin, an old-line broadcast ad sales guy who was then CEO of Viacom.  Here’s part of their exchange:

“You buy a commercial on the Super Bowl, you’re going to pay two and a half million dollars for the spot,” Karmazin told the Google team. “I have no idea if it’s going to work. You pay your money, you take your chances.” To turn this lucrative system over to a mechanized auction posed a serious threat. “I want a salesperson in the process, taking that buyer out for drinks, getting an order he shouldn’t have gotten.”

(Larry) Page and (Sergey) Brin thought Karmazin’s method manipulated emotions and cheated advertisers. Just as egregious, it wasn’t measurable and was therefore inefficient. They were convinced that they could engineer a better system. 

Karmazin looked at his Google hosts and proclaimed, only half in jest, “You’re f@%ing with the magic!”

So Halligan and HubSpot are clearly on to something big and game-changing. The cringes and nervous laughs from last night’s audience indicates the type of old vs. new tension that usually precedes a tectonic shift.

But his evangelistic fervor seemed to suggest that the marketing dinosaurs who are doing it all wrong today have only a few short moments left on earth.  They need to evolve now.  Today.  Yesterday.  Run out and re-staff your marketing departments with fresh-faced, recently graduated digital natives who shun email, hate rules and love Wilco.  Turn them loose on the web and don’t edit them too much, if at all.  Stop wasting money on trying to find your audience; let them find you.

This is the right idea, and hopefully the companies that are buying (actually renting) HubSpot’s software will adopt Halligan’s Inbound Marketing strategies to make the software live up to its potential.  Then the world can see proof that the vision is taking place now—not in ten years.

But there is the question of timing.  How quickly will or should the marketing world evolve.  It is already unrecognizable from just five or certainly 15 years ago.  How soon and how fully will the HubSpot view of the world take hold?

As the event ended, the over-riding feeling I was left with was one of feeling refreshed.  Marketers should appreciate Halligan’s good-natured slap in the face. To dismiss his point is to risk becoming extinct—if not next year then perhaps the year after.

 

Bob London is President of London, Ink, a marketing and communications consulting firm based in the Washington, DC area. He can be reached at bob@londonink.com. His business humor writing, Bobservations, can be seen at www.bob-servations.com and is now a monthly column in SmartCEO DC magazine (www.smartceo.com).

New Line of Strollers for Every Type of Dad: My2Dads Cruiser, Blingster, Hummer Sidewalk Commander

From the Bobservations archives, circa 2005. Holds up pretty well…

From the Wall Street Journal, February 24, 2005: Strollers with Dad Appeal

“Anything involving wheels is bound eventually to attract the attention of the male of the species. Now, that most rudimentary — even feminine — of vehicles, the baby stroller, is beginning to capture the imagination of men in a big way. A generation of strollers with sophisticated engineering, sleek designs and un-nursery-like colors (from black to “racing yellow”) has emerged, allowing dads to compare notes about wheel suspension and off-road handling with a reverence once reserved for expensive sports cars.”

NEWS RELEASE

Manly Strollers, Inc. Introduces Spring 2006 Product Lineup

In response to escalating demand for strollers that meet the emotional, logistical and rational needs of today’s man–in all his glorious variations, Manly Strollers is pleased to announce its Spring 2006 product lineup:

 

Hummer SidewalkCommander

Definitely the “beast-in-class,” this head-turner makes Dad feel like he’s just had a triple-venti shot of testosterone. High ground clearance front end features PoodleCatcher to clear the way of annoying critters, trash and slow-moving toddlers.

 

The Esquire

Attorneys are dads too. You don’t have much time to spend with your kids (understandable since you’re securing their financial future), so this model makes jaunts as productive and memorable as possible. Featuring burled walnut side panels and BriefMaster, a locking extra-wide, side-car filing system for your most critical documents.

 

Nike Fitness Freak

Don’t just stroll, grind. Padded heavy-resistance grips automatically measure heart rate and Body Mass Index. Optional stairclimber attachment converts your energy into propulsion.

 

The Playboy

Don’t worry single dads, we haven’t forgotten you. A gold Playboy bunny medallion sets off this chick-magnet. Plus there are three vanity mirrors to make sure your bangs are covering your hairplugs. Matches sets of dad/kid fuzzy dice for show and play! Order now and get a free copy of “How to Get Any Chick to Dig You.”

 

The Blingster, by West Coast Custom Auto in L.A.

The other kids will literally drool over your gold pacifier hood ornament, and jealous player-wannabes will love the contrasting fender flares and other ground effects. Hydraulic lifts give this ride some bounce. Upgrade with your choice of three Rims4Kids 20″ chrome rims.

 

The Hunter with the NRA Consumer Product Seal of Approval

Camoflage fabric makes this baby stand out in a crowd but blend in in the bush. Features MyFirstGunRack and 360 degree turret for wide coverage. Converts into a deluxe tree stand so it’s still useful after the kids grow up.

 

CyberPatrol 2.0

Wi-Fi-enabled, and with a 200 Gig hard drive and LCD monitor, you will never miss another email, video chat or blog posting with this techno-marvel. Buy now and get a 5% discount towards the CyberPatroller 3.0 upgrade coming next month.

 

Tool-Around Town by Craftsman

A pull-out workbench, complete with heavy-duty vise, makes this the ultimate productivity vehicle. Comes with a tool rack and tool set plus a portable generator for your power and compressor tools.

 

Little Green Wagon

Made of 100% recycled, reusable materials, this model features solar powered panels that heat baby bottles while you stroll. Front-end wood-chipper attachment converts twigs and leaves into mulch for your yard.

 

My2Dads Cruiser featuring Interior Design by Gucci

This nifty model features dual handles for side-by-side pushing. Comes with four beautiful slipcovers so you can adjust your style to meet your mood. Also comes with an indispensible laminated card with snappy comebacks to deflect snide comments from passing homophobes.

 

Ferrari TurboDad

Make sure you’re the first dad across the finish line whether you’re crossing those mean suburban streets or the marbled corridors of your local upscale mall. Features that classic low-slung Ferrari styling and racing tuned suspension.

 

The Elder Statesman

You’ve worked hard for your new young trophy wife, and this motorized luxury model is another reward. Have you had kids with more than one wife? No problem. This stroller comes with three interchangeable interiors when you’re toting kids from your first and second wife–and their kids if they have them. Self-propelled automatic drivetrain reduces wear and tear on your aging legs.

 

The DealMaker by Trump

When indispensability is your hallmark, this is a must-have stroller. A four-line wireless phone system is the highlight of this power-broker’s dream come true. A Blackberry attached to a 21″ monitor means your hostile takeovers won’t skip a beat while you squeeze in some quality time with the little tax deduction. Optional front windscreen to prevent flyaway hair.

 

Bob London is President of London, Ink, a marketing and communications consulting firm based in the Washington, DC area. He can be reached at bob@londonink.com. His business humor writing, Bobservations, can be seen at www.bob-servations.com and is now a monthly column in SmartCEO DC magazine (www.smartceo.com).

My new kitchen, sponsored by Home Depot.

Loyal followers of this blog–or people who have extraordinary memories for minutiae–might recall that I’m fond of coming up with innovative albeit controversial ways to save money.

For instance, my breakthrough ideas for monetizing our son’s Bar Mitzvah (How to save money on a Bar Mitzvah or other happy occasion during times of economic uncertainty.) and my attempt to defray the cost of a new flagstone patio by selling Brick Sponsorships to friends and family (Want to sponsor my new patio? A creative way to subsidize home projects during a recession.), were met with widespread derision and scorn–and that was just within my own family.

But, as has been said many times, “failure is data too.”

I decided to try a new bigger bang strategy, this one aimed at reducing the monstrous expense of renovating our kitchen.  Rather than piecing together numerous individual sponsors, I would approach a savvier, deeper-pocketed sponsor, one that already understood the premise of spending oodles of marketing dollars with zero, or at best, ambiguous returns on investment.  Yes, it was time to target a large corporate advertiser!

My first target was Home Depot. For goodness sakes, if they can afford all that money for NASCAR sponsorships and those TV ads, they should at least take a look at sponsoring my kitchen.  Below is an excerpt from my conversation with the Director of Corporate Sponsorships at Home Depot.

*****

Home Depot: Hi, this is Greg (last name withheld).

Me: Good morning, Greg?

Home Depot: Yes, this is Greg.

Me: Hi, my name is Bob London, how are you today?

HD: Uh…good.

Me: Fantastic. Greg, I sent you some materials last Thursday regarding a unique, limited sponsorship opportunity.

HD: Ok, um….

Me: Right, and its really catching on, so I wanted to follow up with you quickly since I’m also getting some interest from one of your competitors.

HD: Uh huh.

Me: Great! Just to refresh your memory, Greg, we’re putting in a new kitchen using only materials and products from Home Depot, from cabinets to appliances to framing lumber to drywall and paint, plus–

HD: Wait a minute.

Me: Sure, go ahead., Greg!  My job is to listen!

HD: Is this the deal where you want us to sponsor your kitchen remodel?

Me: Well, Greg, you certainly like to cut to the chase don’t you? I like that! Greg, you’ve hit the nail on the head–and of course it’s a Home Depot nail and hammer–haha.  Our new kitchen will be a high-traffic, high-quality environment for the Home Depot message at a fraction of the cost of most of your other corporate sponsorship venues. For comparison purposes, you’ll notice in the sponsorship package I sent you I included a chart comparing our sponsorship costs and benefits with other popular sponsorships such as the U.S. Tennis Open, in-stadium signage at a Major league Baseball venue and the Westminster Kennel Club show. What this analysis shows is that–

HD: You’re aware that if you’re recording this call as a joke or for a reality show that you have to inform me up front, right?

Me: Pardon?  Oh, no Greg, this is as real as it gets.  It might sound too innovative to be real, but it is!  In addition to the Home Depot signage you’ll receive throughout our sparkling new kitchen, we’ll include a rooftop banner that’s visible from Google Maps.  And you’ll have exclusive rights to blog about the project–both text, still pictures and video–in real time!

HD: (silence)

Me: Greg?  You there?  Are you just bowled over by the creativity on this deal? Haha.

HD: Right.  Um, can you hold for a second?

Me: Absolutely, Greg, no problem, just take as long as you–

HD: On hold music (Goodbye Yellow Brick Road/Elton John–3:07…Free Bird/Lynyrd Skynyrd–6:41…Stairway to Heaven/Led Zeppelin–8:28…In-a-Gadda-da-Vida/Iron Butterfly–17:55…Like a Virgin, Ext. Dance Remix/Madonna–31:01)

HD: (female voice) Hi, you’re holding for?

Me: Hi, I was holding for Greg (last name withheld).

HD: (female voice) Oh, Greg’s gone for the day. Would you like his voicemail?

Me: (to self) Humpf. (to female) Absolutely that’d be great!

HD: (voicemail greeting) Hi, this is Greg, I’m either on the phone…(deleted for brevity)…(beep).

Me: Hi, Greg, Bob London again about the kitchen sponsorship.  I guess you had to jump on another call.  But it sounds as though there’s some real interest on Home Depot’s part to do this deal, so I will follow up tomorrow regarding next steps. (Call ends.)

*****

As you can tell, this deal is incredibly promising, and the best part is that I only need two corporate sponsors to break even. Everything after that is pure gravy, my friends! Next I’m calling the Charmin people about sponsoring our bathroom remodeling project.

Bob London is President of London, Ink, a marketing and communications consulting firm based in the Washington, DC area. He can be reached at bob@londonink.com. His business humor writing, Bobservations, can be seen at www.bob-servations.com and is now a monthly column in SmartCEO DC magazine (www.smartceo.com).

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